I want to be acquainted with the world.
  • d0nnatron:

    officialjeffgoldblum:

    uh, 

    It got better.

    (via darkravn)

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  • yeah-ditto-obvs:

    literally all i want is to fall asleep on someone

    that’s it

    that’s all

    i’m very tired and i want to lay my head on someone’s stomach and have them run their fingers through my hair and sleep

    (via brainmapmakers)

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  • withmelancholy:

    mainlyboredom:

    hugging when two people have boobs is basically playing boob tetris.

    titris

    (via brainmapmakers)

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  • bikinipowerbottom:

    im not ashamed to admit that id let 26 year old Joe Biden hit it

    (Source: shebegb, via brainmapmakers)

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  • maccasass:

    secretlifeofageekygirl:

    So I was watching Supernatural and my dad walks in and all casual says ” Is this the show that your second cousin is in” and I’m just kinda like “ha ha dad very funny” but then he says “No seriously, his name is… Marvin? Mica? I don’t know, something weird like that.” and he just walks away

    That’s the story of how I found out that I’m related to Misha Collins and died

    #so real talk about much porn do you think she’s read about her cousin

    (Source: lucyinthesky451, via brainmapmakers)

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  • mypenisusedquickattack:

    How I look in the mirror

    image

    How I look in pictures

    image

    (via brainmapmakers)

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  • misskittyfantastico:

    girlswillsavethevorld:

    punkrockcow:

    ultrafacts:

    Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

    WHY WASNT THIS NATIONAL NEWS?!

    I think we know why.

    This made Atlanta news because it happened not far from where I live. It was only a few months after Sandy Hook and I just remember crying from relief when I heard about this woman and how she managed to prevent another tragedy through compassion and empathy.

    (via brainmapmakers)

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  • dekutree:

    howtobeafuckinglady:

    FUCK I JUST WOKE UP MY ENTIRE HOUSE

    harrison ford deserves every single oscar for this one scene

    (Source: naturemetaltolkien, via anabundanceofkatniss)

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  • hitrecord:

    kirren

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  • sh4ne:

    paceboy:

    sh4ne:

    caraknightley:

    nice text post where’d you get it the toilet store

    Why would a toilet store sell text posts?? That doesn’t seem like a very lucrative good to sell at a toilet store…….. 

    shane i’m gonna fill a pillowcase full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you with it

    maybe you can buy the pillowcase and the soap at the toilet store now that they’ve expanded their merchandise offerings

    (Source: goatpolice, via fuckyeahloldemort)

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  • woodmeat:

    woodmeat:

    steveaokiofficial:

    whoa if u type ur password on tumblr it will block it out 

    ************

    creampieguy99

    so yall were gonna let me play myself like that

    (Source: swordweedonline, via fuckyeahloldemort)

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